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so as you may be able to guess from the last 6 or 7 hellraiser movies,doug bradly (pin head) needs money.
VERY FREAKING BADLY.there for he has been mass marketing a new toy,know as the infernal house of puzzle box (aka i-hopb),or the "LAMENT BREAKFAST CONFIGURATION".
no longer will he show up and rip your balls of with hooks and feed them to you with some extravagant speech about suffering,but instead bacon,eggs and sausage fly out! turning any room in to a wonderful realm of breakfast!
rather then a place of eternal torment,it is now a place of eternal pancakes,even at night.
the following menu items are available,call before any party of 12 or more damned souls enters the store.
the 2 hook-e Fresh and Fruit-e
It's two delicious! Two eggs, two bacon strips, two pork sausage links and two buttermilk pancakes crowned with your choice of fruit topping and whipped topping. Blueberry, Strawberry,Sin-amon-Apple.
the 9 rings of hell Omelette
1:the egg ring of hell
2:the smothered hash brown plane
3:the bacon realm (Medicare approved)
4:the buttermilk pancake layer (of the damned)
5:the ham ring (sausage can be substuted for $0.50 more)
6:the OTHER bacon layer
7:the your choice of onion,bell pepper,more bacon,maggots,mushrooms,toasted scrotum's,baby lips,or cheese layer of hell
8: strawberries!
9:the 9th layer is the fried batter layer,which is then topped with powdered sugar and whipped seaman topping from a damned goat.
upon entering digestive battle with the 9 layers of the inferno Omelette ,or the "Omelette configuration"
hooks fly out of the Omelette of despair,which is what its now called and unless you make a save vs hook in your eyes,you get a
hook in your eyes.dont even bother to roll to save because jesus couldn't save vs this.you loose 50000000000000000 exp points and are poisoned for 80d10 rds.HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Infernal Passport Breakfast
The best of all rings of hell! Two eggs, two bacon strips,two ears,3 Testicles, two sausage links and your choice of two same-style pancakes:Swedish, French, German (shiza),ClownButter or old fashioned.
Bloody Country Griddle Christ Cakes
Two Country Griddle Cakes in the shape of upside down cross's,covered with blood and strawberries or warm fruit compost and crowned with whipped souls and maggots. served with two eggs, two bacon strips or jewsausage links and hash browns in front of many,MANY starving children,to add to the joy of such exquisite suffering.
T-Bone Baby Steak & Eggs
Mouth-watering baby flesh T-bone steak,served with three eggs,three buttermilk pancakes,flies and the still soft and milky breast of the mother! thats right you not only get to eat a baby but its mothers breast as well! WHAT A DEAL!!
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
Four rich, chocolate batter pancakes filled with chocolate chips, and topped with powdered sugar and whipped topping.THERE GOOD!
The Omelette Of The DAMNED!!
A meat lover's delight. mad out of more then 47 eggs of an endangered bald eagle,Bacon, pork sausage,ham,baby skin,dog tail,monkey balls,the eyes of a crack baby,mexican back fat, shredded beef,MORE HAM,onions,green,a whole chicken,peppers,the nipples of an old man,baby seal heads,crack cocaine,MORE FREAKING HAM and Cheddar cheese. If desired,a stripper can be eaten alive by a fire breathing morman,for 3$ extra.
god this is going to get my account deleted.....and a law suit...and hell in the after life...but its REALLY FUNNY!!!
piglets in a blanket
4 live babies,wrapped in bacon,coated in blueberry pancake batter,live shrimp and scorpions,we fry the whole deal to a crisp,(feet first!)
served with eggs,hot souls on a stick and fresh baby seal feet which are still attached to said seal,eat quick!
"7 sins" Omelette
Begin with a fluffy 98 egg omelette and end up with what can only be described as a deep fried breakfast holocaust
we wrap 6lbs of bacon,mushrooms,fingers,eyes,tampons,vomit,ears,hooves, in more bacon,roll it around a bucket full of what looks like cancer flavored jello,,draw a smiley face on it and fry it for about 12 seconds.
served in a childs skull on a pig pole with ketchup and mayo.
more menu items will be added if my account doesnt get deleted for whats on here as is....god im tired
VERY FREAKING BADLY.there for he has been mass marketing a new toy,know as the infernal house of puzzle box (aka i-hopb),or the "LAMENT BREAKFAST CONFIGURATION".
no longer will he show up and rip your balls of with hooks and feed them to you with some extravagant speech about suffering,but instead bacon,eggs and sausage fly out! turning any room in to a wonderful realm of breakfast!
rather then a place of eternal torment,it is now a place of eternal pancakes,even at night.
the following menu items are available,call before any party of 12 or more damned souls enters the store.
the 2 hook-e Fresh and Fruit-e
It's two delicious! Two eggs, two bacon strips, two pork sausage links and two buttermilk pancakes crowned with your choice of fruit topping and whipped topping. Blueberry, Strawberry,Sin-amon-Apple.
the 9 rings of hell Omelette
1:the egg ring of hell
2:the smothered hash brown plane
3:the bacon realm (Medicare approved)
4:the buttermilk pancake layer (of the damned)
5:the ham ring (sausage can be substuted for $0.50 more)
6:the OTHER bacon layer
7:the your choice of onion,bell pepper,more bacon,maggots,mushrooms,toasted scrotum's,baby lips,or cheese layer of hell
8: strawberries!
9:the 9th layer is the fried batter layer,which is then topped with powdered sugar and whipped seaman topping from a damned goat.
upon entering digestive battle with the 9 layers of the inferno Omelette ,or the "Omelette configuration"
hooks fly out of the Omelette of despair,which is what its now called and unless you make a save vs hook in your eyes,you get a
hook in your eyes.dont even bother to roll to save because jesus couldn't save vs this.you loose 50000000000000000 exp points and are poisoned for 80d10 rds.HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Infernal Passport Breakfast
The best of all rings of hell! Two eggs, two bacon strips,two ears,3 Testicles, two sausage links and your choice of two same-style pancakes:Swedish, French, German (shiza),ClownButter or old fashioned.
Bloody Country Griddle Christ Cakes
Two Country Griddle Cakes in the shape of upside down cross's,covered with blood and strawberries or warm fruit compost and crowned with whipped souls and maggots. served with two eggs, two bacon strips or jewsausage links and hash browns in front of many,MANY starving children,to add to the joy of such exquisite suffering.
T-Bone Baby Steak & Eggs
Mouth-watering baby flesh T-bone steak,served with three eggs,three buttermilk pancakes,flies and the still soft and milky breast of the mother! thats right you not only get to eat a baby but its mothers breast as well! WHAT A DEAL!!
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
Four rich, chocolate batter pancakes filled with chocolate chips, and topped with powdered sugar and whipped topping.THERE GOOD!
The Omelette Of The DAMNED!!
A meat lover's delight. mad out of more then 47 eggs of an endangered bald eagle,Bacon, pork sausage,ham,baby skin,dog tail,monkey balls,the eyes of a crack baby,mexican back fat, shredded beef,MORE HAM,onions,green,a whole chicken,peppers,the nipples of an old man,baby seal heads,crack cocaine,MORE FREAKING HAM and Cheddar cheese. If desired,a stripper can be eaten alive by a fire breathing morman,for 3$ extra.
god this is going to get my account deleted.....and a law suit...and hell in the after life...but its REALLY FUNNY!!!
piglets in a blanket
4 live babies,wrapped in bacon,coated in blueberry pancake batter,live shrimp and scorpions,we fry the whole deal to a crisp,(feet first!)
served with eggs,hot souls on a stick and fresh baby seal feet which are still attached to said seal,eat quick!
"7 sins" Omelette
Begin with a fluffy 98 egg omelette and end up with what can only be described as a deep fried breakfast holocaust
we wrap 6lbs of bacon,mushrooms,fingers,eyes,tampons,vomit,ears,hooves, in more bacon,roll it around a bucket full of what looks like cancer flavored jello,,draw a smiley face on it and fry it for about 12 seconds.
served in a childs skull on a pig pole with ketchup and mayo.
more menu items will be added if my account doesnt get deleted for whats on here as is....god im tired
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Love This! I'd buy them